People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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