Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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