Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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