Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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