Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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