Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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