More tranny stories later!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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