Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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