do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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