Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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