Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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