im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Randomize
