Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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