physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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