He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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