But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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