She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
