No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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