Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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