gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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