I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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