You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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