I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
