No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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