He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
