my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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