We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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