So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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