If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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