Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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