where am i from again
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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