You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
