have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
