i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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