Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do herpes really smell.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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