I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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