so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just want nice things and good sex
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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