She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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