I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
my god I love twenty year old dicks
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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