I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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