Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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