Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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