did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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