Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
The air taste purple.
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