Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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