No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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