The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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