Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
