I love black thongs
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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