Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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