Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
