I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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