i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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