so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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