if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Me too!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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