I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
high people should be assigned attendants
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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